A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 pack of beer under the other.… — Author Name Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights. — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close? — Richard Thompson Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. — Abbie Cobb Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
With 'Dancing With the Stars,' they have to put you in a category, and I was one of the 'celebrities.' But I'm… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the… — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
From the end of the bar, the bartender threw a sidelong look at him, so Clarence pulled out a broken Bluetooth headset… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come… — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
The American dream is about achieving happiness. When you become a fire fighter, a police officer or a teacher or a nurse,… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose… — Jerry Thomas Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll work with her." For now. Then he gave Z a steady look and drew his line in the sand. "You are… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting… — Thor Benson Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender. — Ludovico Einaudi Copy Share Image
“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big” — Various Copy Share Image
Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)” — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
“H.A.P.P.Y How are people playing you? My Hand, three of a kind. Today I fold. bartender another drink please... make that a… — Jevon Scott Copy Share Image
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
![“Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the only place where people like them could have a chance.My father was a bartender. And the journey from the back of that bar to the [election 2016], to me, that is the essence of the…” quote by Marco Rubio](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/a47/marco-rubio-355_america_both-of-my-parents-were-born-into-poor-f_944664.jpg)
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