In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Being hydrated is a key thing for a singer, especially if you're spending three hours on stage five nights a week, and… — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never… — Rick Moranis Copy Share Image
There's such a good vibe in Minneapolis. You've got an upscale downtown, and yet people aren't afraid to sit around the fire… — Philip Winchester Copy Share Image
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We're not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking… — Frank Shamrock Copy Share Image
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about-you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with… — Peter James Copy Share Image
One of the remarkable things about being 19 is that you can break open a case of warm beer at midnight and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I love anything hearty and I'm very vocal about my hatred for turkey. I just, I will never understand people's love for… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
“I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't. All I see are… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
I was not able to work up much enthusiasm over the ball game, and in the midst of it I was handed… — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer… — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
“Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't it?” — Colin Dexter Copy Share Image
“Beer might make a smart man dull, but coffee is worse because it can delude a dull man into thinking he's smart.” — Galen Beckett Copy Share Image
You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers. — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot,… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
I drink a few beers, and I've smoked a little pot. But I'm too health conscious to do it regularly. I run… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
It's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you… — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
None of my friends are big posters - we're old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
“On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry,… — George Arnold Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four… — Laurel Aitken Copy Share Image
You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
