Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
“I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue” — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown… — Reginald De Koven Copy Share Image
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They're gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly,… — Antoni Porowski Copy Share Image
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out… — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't… — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
“One day, in a grocery store, I swept clean a shelf of microbrew beer for my husband and three giant jars of… — Deborah Fallows Copy Share Image
...I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn't come… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford Copy Share Image
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky Copy Share Image
When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant. — Greg Noonan Copy Share Image
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods - white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs,… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them… — George Arnold Copy Share Image
Shyheim, I took him on the road with me on the Budweiser Superfest. He was like 15 years old, too young to… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with… — Starhawk Copy Share Image
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and… — Chad Kroeger Copy Share Image
