“what does a young woman from Montesano do to keep herself amused?” I take a sip of my beer. “Read.” “It always… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
“All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste… — Baratunde R. Thurston Copy Share Image
“Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability. — John Nash Copy Share Image
“I am going to get a beer with some friends and stop working on this damn conclusion. Too few of you, Big… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
You have five minutes to call someone, anyone, I don't care who, and order me the finest blend of coffee that rat… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Golf is whatever you want it to be. If your vision of golf is a turned-out country club with expensive members' rates… — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
I was not able to work up much enthusiasm over the ball game, and in the midst of it I was handed… — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
Any group that intends to sell laboratory meat will need to build bioreactors - factories that can grow cells under pristine conditions.… — Michael Specter Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying… — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint… — James Franco Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past… — Gregory Corso Copy Share Image
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda… — Adam Lamberg Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn't crazy-crazy, but… — Madison Beer Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
Wishes for your birthday; Lots of beer, gifts, party people, love, smiling faces, tears of joy, and many more...Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my… — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering… — Carl Friedrich Gauss Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've done a fair amount of commercials. I did a bunch of Champion spark plug ads and Levi's and Molson Beer. You… — Ry Cooder Copy Share Image
Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.” — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who… — Mads Mikkelsen Copy Share Image
Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
I was an ordinary college kid. I drank beer, ate pizza, lifted weights and occasionally went to class. — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
