The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering… — Carl Friedrich Gauss Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn't crazy-crazy, but… — Madison Beer Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
Wishes for your birthday; Lots of beer, gifts, party people, love, smiling faces, tears of joy, and many more...Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I get no kicks from going to the gym. It doesn't do it for me. Never has. Some people enjoy working out.… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
“Life is so nice like a innocent baby, beautiful like a flower in the desert but people ruined their life by fake… — Rahul Bodkhe Copy Share Image
I enjoyed playing the actor. I stepped away from beer culture and from sport culture, and I was like, well, if you… — Jacob Elordi Copy Share Image
“Algernon is a pleasant companion. At mealtimes, he takes his place at the small gateleg table. He likes pretzels, and today he… — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I really hate it when you're finished… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“it will not be long before the Chinese brew more beer than anyone else. China’s just a shade behind the United States,… — Gordon G. Chang Copy Share Image
I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda… — Adam Lamberg Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
“All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste… — Baratunde R. Thurston Copy Share Image
“Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability. — John Nash Copy Share Image
“I am going to get a beer with some friends and stop working on this damn conclusion. Too few of you, Big… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past… — Gregory Corso Copy Share Image
“what does a young woman from Montesano do to keep herself amused?” I take a sip of my beer. “Read.” “It always… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand... — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
My father did not drink beer. He said he didn't like the taste, and I was prepared to accept that I wouldn't… — Christopher Robin Milne Copy Share Image
Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on… — Pierre Poilievre Copy Share Image
It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it… — Iwan Rheon Copy Share Image
I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great. — Pauline Quirke Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
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