First and foremost, I love beer, and if there's one job that's more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter,… — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy… — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams,… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the… — Judy Norton Copy Share Image
One of the big things, especially if you're eating out frequently, is either splitting an entree with someone or ordering a protein-heavy… — Mary Helen Bowers Copy Share Image
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money,… — Chris Moneymaker Copy Share Image
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was… — Daniel Burka Copy Share Image
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything?… — Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king. — Emile Verhaeren Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy… — Ellen Malcolm Copy Share Image
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
Medalla is Puerto Rico's national treasure, as I call it. It's a Puerto Rican national beer - a great light beer for… — Pedro Capo Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses… — Boyd Rice Copy Share Image
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion… — John Major Copy Share Image
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to end war. We are here to laugh at the odds, and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do… — Deborah Kerr Copy Share Image
