In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be…

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

— Aubrey Plaza

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's…

— Mike Royko

I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and newspapers and…

— Lester Roloff

Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of…

— Roger Ebert

I grew up in bowling alleys.

— Mookie Betts

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

— Woody Harrelson

My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.

— Chris Hardwick

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.

— Barack Obama

It is perhaps beside the point to remark that bowling alleys and supermarkets have nursery facilities, while schools and colleges and scientific laboratories and…

— Betty Friedan

Some people throw a bit of their personality after their bad arguments, as if that might straighten their paths and turn them into right…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

— John Gielgud

Nail salons and bowling alleys play the best radio stations.

— Gillian Jacobs

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

— Edna Buchanan

Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.

— Terry Eagleton