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Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Great Women's Day SMS

By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.

They are the great vacation-less class.

Last chance to run away

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Beautiful message for womens day

A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.

Happy Women's Day

Woman is like a tea bag

A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happy Women's Day

Kept the door open while bathing

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

What does a woman want?

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul,
I have not yet been able to answer the great question
that has never been answered:
What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Women will be forgotten if

The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
-- Louise Otto