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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

Suno aisa nahi karna

Mai pehle hi akela hu

Muje tanha nhi karna,

Judai aa b jaye to

Ye dil chota nhi karna

Bohat musroof ho jana

Muje socha nhi karna,

Barosa b zarori hai

Magar sub ka nhi karna

Muqadar to muqadar hai

kabi shikwa nahi karna

Meri takmeel tum se hai

muje adha ni karna

suno asa soocha nahi kerna.

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,
Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,
Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!
Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,
Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!
Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,
Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!
Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,
Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!
Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,
Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,
Mai na chahat say ba'az aaonga,
Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,
Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,
Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,
Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Positive thinking poem

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

Positive thinking is like

Positive thinking is like.....
U r standing on the middle of the road.........
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head....
But you remain calm...
and thanks to God...
that cows dont fly:)

A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Life is like a novel

"Life is like a novel and every day is a new page.
so if a page is sad next will b happy..
so don't worry turn the page and enjoy the life..

You were born with potential.

You were born with potential.
You were born with goodness and trust.
You were born with ideals and dreams.
You were born with greatness.
You were born with wings.
You are not meant for crawling, so dont.
You have wings.
Learn to use them and fly.

(Rumi)

Realize value & respect girls

Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home?

Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty,
After filling their own home with color of Happiness,
They go away 2 colour others home,
realise the values of gals n respect them