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Duniya jalti hay

Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,

Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay,

He came at night, explored my body ....

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Most difficult to decide

Its Difficult To Wait For Someone ,
And Its Difficult To Forget Someone !
But The Most Difficult Thing Is To
Decide Whether To Wait Or To
Forget Someone.....!!

Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues....

Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Funny Facts / Truths of life

- No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

"Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?"

"Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?"

Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,

Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,

Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,

Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.

Smile On Your Face

Rose is Famous 4 Grace...
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case...
Horses r Famous 4 Race...
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...!
have a nice day

What is 6" inch long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

It is better to be hated

It is better to be hated
for what you are

than

to be loved for
what you are not.

(Andre Gide)

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."