SMS / Text Messages

I love hearing rumors about myself

I love hearing rumors about myself,
most of the time, its stuff I didn't
even know about myself.

Man seem to love fruit salad

Women are like fruits
Every woman has her own unique taste & color
The problem is the men
They seem to love fruit salad

Udas logon ki nishani

Chalo Bataon Tumhen Ek Nishani Udaas Logon Ki,,
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Kabhi Ghor Karna, Ye Hanstey Bohat Hain..

Tark-e-rasme-e-dosti

Tark-e-rasme-e-dosti hargiz mera maslak na tha,
ittifakan, doston sy rabtay kam ho gaye !

Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,

Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"

boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d

Boy said I.L.Y to girl

Boy: "ILY" ...

Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

Students r not cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)