Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!
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Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
(11 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)
Loading...Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha
(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
Door ka Bhai
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)
Mansha Handsome
(10 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Tum to sab ki nani ho
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.