Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.
"If Money Ever Grew On Trees
Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues....
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.
- No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.
- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.
- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!
- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person
- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects... ;-) :-P
15 years back
Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy
Now-A-Days
Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl
World most never be late message ever
I will be there in 5 minutes.
If not, read this again.
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'