Funny SMS / Text Messages

Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

A man was telling his neighbor,
I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect.

Really, answered the neighbor .
What kind is it?
MAN:Twelve thirty.

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men's world