Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS
Araam farma rahay hain:)
Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages
Benefits of Load shedding
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
Loading...Load shedding k fawa'id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga
(15 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Gharib khandan per essay
(16 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D
75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta
(16 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"
1 pagal American se
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D
Chai wala and a girl
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai :-P
Memon boss 2 worker
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.