Funny SMS / Text Messages

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

"Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service".

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.