Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Don’t Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don’t Hurt a Friend who Loves U.

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

Friendship often ends in love;
but love ends in friendship -
NEVER.

Kaash k usay chahnay ka Arman na hota,
Main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota,

Yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain,
Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

Namaz k “10″ faiday
1,Chehray ki nooraniat
2,Dil ka noor
3,Jism ki rahat
4,Qabr me sathi
5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya,
6,Aasmanu ki chabi
7,mezane hi sab ka wazn
8,Allah ki raza
9,Jannat ki qeemat
10,aag se bachao ka zariya…

Share this message to all your
friends & muslims sisters / brothers.

Bojhal dil, bojhal qadam,
Sochtay hain k jain kahan

Jub sub derwazay hon band,
Apni manzil pa’ain kahan

Sang’raizon k dais main,
Kanch ka dil chupain kahan

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195