Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Bikhray ashkon k moti bana na sakay,
Teri yaad main sari raat soo na sakay,

Bheeg na jayai aanso’on main tasveer teri,
Bas yehi sooch ker hum roo na sakay…

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.

Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

Ye aarazu hai k jab bhi gale lagaauun use
hisaar-e-zaat se baahar nikaal laauun use

vo jal raha thaa kari dhuup ki tamaazat mein
milaa jo ab to ohrhaa duungaa apani chaa’onn usey

ye ishq bhi hai ajab imtihaan-e-ahad- e-wafaa
wo aazamaaye mujhe aur main aazamaauun use

wo shahar shahar chiraagaan sahi magar ek din
hawaayein yaad dilaayeingi apnaa gaana usey

wo apne khuwaab mein shaayad mujhii ko dekhta ho
main tashnaa lab sahi sote mein kyaa jagaauun use

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya
Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya

Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta
Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya

Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe
Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya

Us Se Baat Bhi Karte Tu Kis Tarhan Karte
Yeh Masal Dua Ka Tha Dua Pe Chor Diya

Iss Liye Tu Woh Kehte Hain Bewafa Hum Ko
Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya……!! !!