Jokes Quote by William Shatner

I always feel quite Jewish but I used to deny it until I was in my twenties.

— Giles Coren

I was nearly a teen-ager before I stopped assuming that everyone I met was Jewish.

— Kenneth Lonergan

I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.'

— John Densmore

I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world…

— Joseph Heller

I had always known that I was Jewish - we celebrated the holidays, we went to a synagogue - but I had never known…

— Caroline Leavitt

I didn't know I was Jewish until I encountered anti-Semitism at the age of 10, when my best friend told me I couldn't come…

— Peter Eisenman

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a…

— Liev Schreiber

When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish.

— Mike Birbiglia

I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was 'Jew-ish.'

— George Santos

I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell…

— Daniel Radcliffe

Most people don't seem to know that I am Jewish.

— Becky Albertalli

Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming from that…

— Simon Pegg