Humour Quote by William Burroughs

“It can't drag on this way much longer," she said to herself. "One evening he'll whistle under my window, I'll go down by a…

— Colette

“What she didn’t realize was that she was a fucking queen. My blood-soaked queen”

— Tillie Cole

“I won’t be the one to tell our king and queen—especially our queen—that I let you get yourself killed on the road. She’d have…

— Vivienne Savage

“Queen Victoria had the face of an old potato that has sat at the bottom of a bucket too long.”

— Jerrod Edson

“If you are a queen and I am a queen then who will fill the bucket of water?”

— Wise

“Let the Queen do the fighting cos if you lose the King, you've lost everything.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Long live the King, said the Queen. Without him I would have been nothing.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“You are the queen, he ought to be begging leave of you.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Oh bloody hell. She'd just stolen the queen's ring.”

— Kiki Hamilton

“It's not going to make a very good story, in the annals of my time as sister queen.” She quoted dryly, “‘Then her consort…

— Martha Wells

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. - The Queen”

— Lewis Carroll

“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.”

— Elle Lothlorien