Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image ““spoon, jar, jar jar spoon”” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It was the only time I'd ever heard someone ask, "Can you grab me the spoon?" as opposed to "a spoon," which at least… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“she's a jar with a heavy lid my pop-quiz kid a sleepy kisser, a pretty war you know she begs me not to miss… — Jeff Tweedy Copy Share Image
“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.” — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
“My cooking spoon, My magic wand, Of this dish, You will be fond.” — The Silver Elves Copy Share Image
“The two spoons were stuck together. Not because they were sticky, but because they were stubborn and clingy and “in love.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
