Bullshit Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bullshit Feelings Funny Heard Humor
Y nou no, nou no, nou no. Como t� no hay...nena Nou no, nou no, nou no. Dejate llevar...Conmigo. — J Balvin Copy Share Image
“No hija, enferma no; no tengo nada, pero digo que semejante vida me aflige, me entristece, me desespera y acabará por enfermarme realmente.” — Ignacio Manuel Altamirano Copy Share Image
“Él dijo en un tono muy serio —¿Mamá, estoy muerto? Y yo dije—: No cariño, no estás muerto —negó con la cabeza, mirando a… — Kirsty Moseley Copy Share Image
“Cuántos debe de haber en el mundo que huyen de otros porque no se ven a sí mismos!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No odio a todos. Los odio unas cuantas horas o unos cuantos días, pero después se me pasa” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“A ti te gusta todo el mundo, o lo que es lo mismo, no te importa nadie” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only having one… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. — Brad Blanton Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
My biggest advice would be to take the pictures you want to take. Don’t think about the marketplace, what sells or what an editor… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom? I think it's a… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
The idea of photography as evidence is pure bullshit. A photo is no more proof of any reality than what you may hear being… — Marc Riboud Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I wasn't sure which was worse - to know you were a liar or to believe your own bullshit.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
“It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions, and I… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
