Bags Quote by Tommy Cooper

“Who knew burglars could be hot? Yes, officer, I did tackle him, but I had to. It had nothing to do with those perfectly…

— J.S. Scott

Police hot 'cause my operation legit, suck my d**k

— Nipsey Hussle

“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through…

— Tom Reynolds

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street…

— Ron White

“You ate the police?! I exclaimed.”

— Cynthia Leitich Smith

“I told the officer, “If you ever make another report like that, sir, I’ll throw you over the side!”

— William F. Halsey

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!

— Anonymous

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”

— Kyle Adams

“That guy’s not hot. He looks like every cop out there.” “If that’s true, then I should have married into law enforcement, not heating…

— Kristen Ashley