Ends Quote by Tom Rath

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

— Tim Allen

People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your…

— Mick Cornett

“For both excessive and deficient exercise ruin bodily strength, and, similarly, too much or too little eating or drinking ruins health, whereas the proportionate…

— Aristotle

Restraint never ruins one's health.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

— Jim Ross

“What in the name of Voldy’s pasty-white rear end was that?”

— G. Norman Lippert

“My rear end was blood-raw from my so called brilliant ideas rebounding on me.”

— Malorie Blackman

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

— James Thurber

“This woman has been mine, and she will be mine' he said, in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for…

— Charlaine Harris

“Maybe its not necessarily a dead-end job; maybe more along the lines of a rear-end one.”

— Johnnie Dent Jr

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with ear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

— Tim Allen

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

— Jerry Lawler

Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can't change t he wor ld f rom t he rear view mir ror.

— Anita Roddick

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I…

— Jase Robertson