Funeral Quote by Terry Pratchett

“I want my new friends and my old friends to get together,' she said, 'so we're going to have a shoe dance. All the…

— Barbara Cohen

“You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!” I chucked the empty moonshine jug at…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I took off one of the high-heeled sandals, the white sandals my mother prized, and threw it into the pool. That's when I noticed…

— Judy Blundell

“You went shopping with Rebecca?' 'Yep,' I said, pulling the shoes out of the box. His brows went to the heavens. 'Wow, those are…

— Karina Halle

“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free. She was…

— Cedric Nye

“He jolted upright and grabbed my foot. “How are you doing that?” He inspected my feet. “Oh my god!” Holding my foot up, he…

— Renee Carlino

“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help him and wear them for him and get them…

— Jarod Kintz

“My friends call me Two Socks Kintz. They used to call me Barefoot Orafoura, but then someone gave me some socks. That was mighty…

— Jarod Kintz

“All I wanted was to kick off my shoes, use the bathroom, and catch a few Zs before dinner.”

— L.L. Bartlett

“Hey, would you look at that shit?" I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come…

— Ilona Andrews

“Damn! If she had any idea what her bare toes did to me, she'd never take off her shoes again.”

— Ann Lister

“Hey, it's ten in the morning!' says Person, yelling at two farmers dressed in robes in the distance. 'Don't you think you ought to…

— Evan Wright