Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Housework is what a WOMEN done that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people. -Nanny Ogg” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A housewife's work has no results: it simply has to be done again. Bringing up children is not a real occupation, because children come… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
“I don't supposed you'd take on a new job as a nanny?" "Live in?" he asked, "I'm not so sure. My grandmother's right next… — Paula Altenburg Copy Share Image
“Housework would never be her crowning achievement, the life's work for which she'd be known.” — Gail Anderson-Dargatz Copy Share Image
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Houses don't clean themselves, she'd mutter. Sometimes she cleaned the bits she had just cleaned. It wasn't like living in a house, but more… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
A nanny is a woman who lives in an apartment, but the apartment is not her own. She raises children, teaches them how to… — Leila Slimani Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
