Quote by Terry Pratchett

“In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.”

— Otto von Bismarck

“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was his problem.”

— Penny Reid

“There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who…

— John Ruskin

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“In the early 1870s Feltman, a German immigrant, had opened a shanty stand at the beach and begun selling clam roasts, ice cream, lager…

— Mike Wallace

“either they’re trying to upsell you a fifty-quid-a-head artisanal pork pie (serving this week: Peppa Pig’s Uncle Bertie’s left haunch, marinaded in a drizzle…

— Charles Stross

“The man who buys what he does not need will often need what he cannot buy.’ ”

— Lisa Wingate

“You could sometimes guide people’s opinions, but if they didn’t want to buy what you had to sell you could shout yourself hoarse trying…

— Clive Barker

“Well it’s certain that turning into a sausage lover has made you even more dramatic, honey.”

— River Mitchell

“He doesn't need any money , all he needs is his rucksack with those little plastic bags of dried food and a good pair…

— Jack Kerouac

“he's not a piece of meat you can job off the market by the pound. because, if you do,maish, if you do, you'll rot…

— Rod Serling