Every day Quote by Terry Pratchett

Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy…

— Janet Evanovich

We don't want no problems. Okay you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?

— Lil Wayne

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles

— Anonymous

I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.

— Lin Yutang

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

— Heather Brewer

Keep it real wit ya self before you end up dealin wit ya health, man. You know me, Vado!

— Vado

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

— Superbad

Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.

— Kim Harrison

Day in, day out. That same old voodoo follows me about.

— Johnny Mercer

I got your head noddin' cuz your neck knows it's phat.

— Donnie Lewis

I needed a check-up from the neck up.

— Kathy Burke

This is the point from which I can never return! If I back down now then forever I'll burn.

— Anonymous