Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Happier than a terrier in a barrel full of rats”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“With a horse and cart, a ferret, a dog and a gun, who could not be happy?” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“It is commonplace, and true, to point out that animals are happier than people because they live entirely in the present.” — Linda Bender Copy Share Image
“I don't like rats any more than the next bloke, but they ain't wicked and cruel like people can be. They're just ratty in… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
“I had a tame rat when I was a boy, and I loved that animal as only a boy would love an old water-rat” — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“And after some talk we agreed that the wisdom of rats had been grossly overrated, being in fact no greater than that of men.” — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“Rats are extremely clean creatures, regularly grooming and keeping their nest well-kept” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Happiness is a dog sunning itself on a rock. We were not put on this Earth to be happy. We were put here to… — Melissa Bank Copy Share Image
“most dogs seemed contented enough, and often seemed rather happier than the humans attached to them.” — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“Happiness is like a bird. If it chooses to sit on your roof, you cannot capture it and put it in a cage.” — Farin Powell Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
