Borg Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image “Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Borg Cat Fine Pills Procedures
I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
“Medicine cat' means nothing on its own, without an understanding of what should be done--which isn't always what you first think.” — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks Copy Share Image
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. — Bill Dana Copy Share Image
“You’ll know if she’s doing them right,” the medicine cat called over her shoulder, “because she’ll complain!” — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“When you cannot find a pill for it, try taking a full dosage of responsibility” — Johnnie Dent Jr Copy Share Image
A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past. — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In 1992, one of my dearest friends, Anita Borg, came to me with an idea: a conference featuring women Computer Scientists. The conference would… — Telle Whitney Copy Share Image
Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Borg's won Wimbledon four straight times and out there he has just lost an 18-16 tie breaker. You'd think maybe once he'd let up… — John McEnroe Copy Share Image
Bjorn Borg looks like a hunchbacked, jut-bottomed version of Lizabeth Scott, impersonating a bearded Apache princess. — Clive James Copy Share Image
The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this corporate, plastic… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
The real self and the public self are intertwined, like a tumor around an organ, and you can't cut the tumor or you'll kill… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
The way I look at the top five, (Rod) Laver, (Roger) Federer, myself, Borg and (Ivan) Lendl. I think those five guys dominated their… — Pete Sampras Copy Share Image
Guys like John McEnroe, Bjorn Borg and Stefan Edberg were also very good grass court players. — Richard Krajicek Copy Share Image
I'm always on the look out for 'the good image'. I'm like The Borg (you know, Star Trek) inasmuch as I assimilate everything -… — Horace Panter Copy Share Image
As a kid I loved John McEnroe. They called me Mac because, while everyone else liked Borg, I was crazy about McEnroe. I tried… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
Like a Volvo, Bjorn Borg is rugged, has good after-sales service, and is very dull. — Clive James Copy Share Image