Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, because I won that battle this morning,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quick, before he wakes up and finds himself in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Unless you build castles in the air, how can you make them?”

— Tapan Ghosh

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.
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— Jarod Kintz