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“I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said your so cute. I pissed her off. cause she got the wrong person. lol” quote by Superman — Download Open image

“I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said your so cute. I pissed her off. cause she got the wrong person. lol”

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