Hilarious Quote by Stephanie Campbell

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther…

— Mark Twain

“I'll have you eating healthy eventually. Probably so. Seems like I'll do about anything for you.”

— Carrie Jones

“You don't know what it's like trying to eat enough to live on and at the same time avoid fats and carbohydrates.”

— Muriel Spark

“I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“This is how I lose weight: Time to raid the stores and buy as much junk food as I can! OOPS! Oh, well, I…

— Sarah Willey

“No food will ever hurt you as much as an unhealthy mind.”

— Brittany Burgunder

“Sometimes, I wish you were on a diet. Not because you need it, but because I want to eat your food.”

— Asura

“I curse the day starvation became a commonly accepted diet for women.”

— Nicole Williams

“DON’T LOOK FOR THE MAGIC BULLET IN THE TRADITIONAL DIET.”

— Michael Pollan

“never quit a diet while reading the dessert menu.”

— Peter Bregman

“... the Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.”

— Chris Dolley

“My diet is working perfectly ,,I took just 4 kilos ..this month ..pff .”

— Makis Philosofukciss