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“I have a weakness for Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and was delighted to find out that 55 goldfish were only 150 calories - not…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

I like fishy crackers

— Cheese

“F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!”

— R.D. Cole

Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi.

— Simu Liu

The snack that smiles back. GOLDFISH <3

— Sheridan

“[Adapted and condensed Valedictorian speech:] I'm going to ask that you seriously consider modeling your life, not in the manner of the Dalai Lama…

— Marisha Pessl

Goldfish in Chinese restaurants are there to draw in the gold, the money.

— May Pang

“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the…

— Bathroom Readers' Institute

“See my website, ffactor.com, for specific suitable cracker brands and other Miracle Carb-approved foods.”

— Tanya Zuckerbrot

I have the financial morals of a goldfish, I can resist everything but temptation.

— Ruth St. Denis

With so many delicious varieties and flavors ranging from subtle to bold, Keebler and Carr's crackers are an unexpectedly genius way to celebrate leftovers…

— Damaris Phillips

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a…

— Janet Evanovich