Bigs Quote by Robert Orben

Cuts onion. Onion cries.

— Nikhil Saluja

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

— Will Rogers

I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like its nothing, ya I'm talkin straight cookies no oven.

— Wiz Khalifa

I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like it's nothing, ya I'm talkin' bout straight cookies, no oven.

— Wiz Khalifa

My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like…

— Alice Dreger

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

— Mitch Hedberg

Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.

— Tobsha Learner

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.

— Sonya Levien

To me, onions are the metaphor for kitchen drudgery. Cutting them is hard to do well, and they fight you the whole way.

— Michael Pollan

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

— Karl Lagerfeld

When I say that life is like an onion, I mean this: if you don't do anything with it, it goes rotten. So far,…

— Steven Brust

In onion is strength; and a garden without it lacks flavour. The onion, in its satin wrappings, is among the most beautiful of vegetables;…

— Charles Dudley Warner