Quote by Richard Beck

“and third things a theory of assholes should explain are related and must be handled with greater care. The second thing to explain is…

— Aaron James

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“To summarize, then, our three requirements for a good theory of assholes are as follows. We are looking for (1) a stable trait of…

— Aaron James

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“It's important that these people think of their adversaries specifically as assholes. That's what gives the modern rhetoric of polarization its singular stamp and…

— Geoffrey Nunberg

“However misguided, the asshole is morally motivated. He is fundamentally different from the psychopath, who either lacks or fails to engage moral concepts, and…

— Aaron James

“answer to our initial question: What is it for someone to be an asshole?4 If nothing else, a good answer—a good theory of the…

— Aaron James

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski

“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special advantages in…

— Aaron James

The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

— Genna Rulon

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”

— Kevin Hearne

“Aunt Mari says that the assholes in our lives are our biggest blessings." "How so?" "Without them, we'd take the ones who aren't for…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon