Quote by Aaron James

“and third things a theory of assholes should explain are related and must be handled with greater care. The second thing to explain is…

— Aaron James

“To summarize, then, our three requirements for a good theory of assholes are as follows. We are looking for (1) a stable trait of…

— Aaron James

“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special advantages in…

— Aaron James

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know…

— John Mayer

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“of view, may show that he is not getting the respect he deserves. Although our theory is a definition of the term “asshole,” we…

— Aaron James

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

— Stephen King

“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes,…

— M.J. Lawless

“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would…

— Colin Quinn