Bed Quote by Ray Romano

Make sure you own a good bed and a good pair of shoes because if you're not in one, you're in the other.

— Matt Berry

My bed is actually two king beds put together.

— Cindy Margolis

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

— Anonymous

...beds last on an average much longer than marriages...

— Michel Houellebecq

There's also something about your bed; it's sort of a symbol of yourself and of your marriage, if you're married. Making your bed doesn't…

— Gretchen Rubin

“I've had countless conversations with or about people who are "sleeping in separate bedrooms", as if sleeping in the same bed is all there…

— Nick Hornby

If your wife, she been disappointing you always in your house. Just tell her that you want marry two wife's, then hold on and…

— Andrew David

“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future. Beds are only good for two…

— Mouloud Benzadi

If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

What's the point of having a King sized bed if you don't have a Queen to share it with ?

— Sonya Parker

Baby we don't need a bed, no. Don't need a master room, don't need to set the mood. She like, 'Yeah, yeah...' One touch…

— Anonymous

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . .…

— Dennis Miller