Fast Quote by Paul Whitehouse Download Open image “I look at some 'Fast Shows' now and I just think, 'Where are the jokes?'” — Paul Whitehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fast Look Now Think Where
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In a live show, the reaction to our jokes is instant. You know immediately whether the joke is working or not. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
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If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well as funny. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
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When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe. — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke."… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet and you… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well as funny. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Making it big in pop would have suited me fine, although comedy is a far better world for an older person. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than going down the lawn to the river for a few hours in the evening and catching your own supper. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
My dad was a very calm figure in my life and I have only good memories of him. We had a very simple relationship… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Women would never be abusive about physical appearance. It's a no-go area, but it's an icebreaker for men. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
There's more to fishing than catching fish. It's being lost in a timeless world, away from all the chaos outside, doing something that's elemental. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
As more and more new houses get built, they just suck the water out of rivers. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
Practically all animals which move fast in a homogeneous medium have found means of giving their body a streamlined shape, thereby reducing friction to… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
If you have everything under control, you're not moving fast enough. — Mario Andretti Copy Share Image
Life is going to hit you some line drives, and sometimes you'll have to think fast. However, it's better to think first than to… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Learning how to rap actually improved my English, because it forced me to talk fast, and I used to suck at that. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
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I have a lot of adrenaline. I have a naturally fast system. But I love to eat, and I am not skinny. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
Art is fast, but with art you're tied down. That's too negative. What I mean is, you have a business and a place that… — Cory Arcangel Copy Share Image
