Humour Quote by Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“Be a witch they cannot burn.”

— Nichole McElhaney

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3:…

— Graham Chapman

“Witches are good for one thing and only one thing. Tinder. Bowen Graeme MacRieve.”

— Kresley Cole

“That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?" "You know it, girl.”

— Brandy Nacole

“A hundred years ago they'd have burned you as a witch…" "But I'm not a witch." "I don't suppose any of them were.”

— Robert Holdstock

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which is witch? You’ll have to burn me…

— Jarod Kintz

“I do not believe in witches, but if I did, I'd swear you are one.”

— Lynn Austin

“Why is it every time a madman's prayers are answered, a witch burns?”

— J. Danielle Dorn

“he met with the Devill, and cheated him of his Booke, wherein were written all the Witches names in England, and if he looks…

— Matthew Hopkins

“I believe in witches, Sophia,” his deep voice hypnotized her. “I hope you don’t burn me at the stake,” she murmured to him. “I…

— Cristiane Serruya

“It is one thing to believe in witches, and quite another to believe in witch-smellers.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“To burn the witch is to admit that magic exists.”

— Erin Anastasia