Jokes Quote by MNT Squared Download Open image “The government might as well just legalize weed because coz we all smoke that shit anyway” — MNT Squared ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Politics Weed
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it legalized will… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I would absolutely never use the federal government to enforce the law of using marijuana — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. — Loni Anderson Copy Share Image
Legalizing marijuana would make a lot of sense, I don't think there's a single case of marijuana overdose on record and tens of millions… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Human rights they legalize rum & cigarettes, legalize gays & lesbian rights, the next thing coming is legalizing weed. Our way of life keep… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If we legalize marijuana & taxed it like we do gasoline, we wouldn't need any other tax increases. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My government will continue mounting a real fight against the trafficking of marijuana and all other drugs. — Enrique Pena Nieto Copy Share Image
The government has a monopoly on the supply of marijuana that you can use in FDA-approved research. So even though there are 20 states… — Rick Doblin Copy Share Image
Sometimes when a boy falls in love with a girl it's different to the way girls feel. When a boy is in love he… — MNT Squared Copy Share Image
Any boy will love a girl who dresses half naked but thats only for a shag probably but any boy will love and respect… — MNT Squared Copy Share Image
I really hate the sound of the alarm it's like the most annoying thing in the morning — MNT SQUARED Copy Share Image
Them people that start hating when you succeed because they don't have a life — MNT Squared Copy Share Image
It's funny that before u get into a relationship no bitch wants you but once you get into one bitches start wanting you as… — MNT Squared Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image