Cones Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cones Cream Ice Ice cream Ice cream cones
For the life of me, I could not make a good-looking ice-cream cone. — Daniel Schwartz Copy Share Image
For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
We had a food store at the theatre and I used to pinch food. I pinched some trousers and shirts to keep me going… — Brian Blessed Copy Share Image
I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
My father's family were Italian ice cream men, and the knowledge was passed on, so I ran an ice cream van while I was… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
I never should have given you ice cream; my two favorite things together will drive me crazy. — Marie Davis Copy Share Image
Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards. — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Pity the planet, all joy gone from this sweet volcanic cone; peace to our children when they fall in small war on the heel… — Robert Lowell Copy Share Image
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
“By the shores of Gitche Gumee, By the shining Big-Sea-Water, Stood the wigwam of Nokomis, Daughter of the Moon, Nokomis, Dark behind it rose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The majority of human beings live their whole lives unaware that they are only seeing a limited cone of vision at any moment. — David Eagleman Copy Share Image
...there was the annual Fourth of July picketing at Independence Hall in Philadelphia. ...I thought it was ridiculous to have to go there in… — Martha Shelley Copy Share Image
We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs. — Jean-Dominique Bauby Copy Share Image
David Cone is in a class by himself with three or four other players. — George Steinbrenner Copy Share Image
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
