Gatorade Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gatorade Mean Sports
People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It has been a staple in my sports journey since I was a kid, so I couldn't be more excited to join the brand.… — Trevor Lawrence Copy Share Image
Well, back when I was training, probably the only nutritious thing on the market was Gatorade - that's all that we knew. — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
Gatorade is doing some really awesome things in the community, and it's great being able to be a part of that. — Trevor Lawrence Copy Share Image
I've had a long standing relationship with Gatorade, and they've been very, very good to me. And I believe in their products; I really… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
Well, I've had a long standing relationship with Gatorade and they've been very, very good to me. And I believe in their products, I… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The last year I was playing, I asked the stick boy to get me a Diet Coke and he said, "Really?" But I always… — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
I'm a little bit intrepid when it comes to sport. I like to try new things. — Sophie Gregoire Trudeau Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face. Gatorade… — Juma Ikangaa Copy Share Image
Back when I was training, probably the only nutritious thing on the market was Gatorade-that's all that we knew. But now in this day… — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
“Plastic bottles of Gatorade were given free to very high altitude workers on Mauna Kea and they were advised to drink it while on… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Well, I've had a long standing relationship with Gatorade and they've been very, very good to me. And I believe in their products, I… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
I haven't acquired a taste for green tea, and I don't intend to. I like my coffee black with a little sugar, and it… — Arjun Rampal Copy Share Image
Food is like a torture device because hiking 47 miles a day is hard enough. And then you're trying to get down 6,000 calories… — Jennifer Pharr Davis Copy Share Image
Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that… — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
It's competition. It's putting them in environments, in situations where I want to see who the fighters are and who they guys are that… — Urban Meyer Copy Share Image
People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no… — Sully Erna Copy Share Image
