Far away Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say…

— Mitch Hedberg

I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be…

— Mitch Hedberg

Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, WHAT? when you scream my name? Sincerely,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“No shit,” my mom says. “Seriously?” “Seriously,” I say, and let her no shit pass without comment, even though she knows it’s an expression…

— Julie Buxbaum

“Sometimes I get so lost in the moment, I start running around my yard, flapping my arms like a seagull at the beach. A…

— Ellen DeGeneres

When I was little, my mom tells me, I used to say things like, 'Mom do you hear the string section? Do you hear…

— Tori Amos

Him: Ask me if I'm a tree. Me: Are you a tree? Him: Nope *walks away

— Just Thoughts

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

— Emily Dickinson

“That's better, little bird," he speaks to me under his breath, and his words hit me harder than any whip of a belt could…

— D.S. Wrights

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.

— Dawn French

When you have to do small talk, you know, 'Hello, how are you?' after that, I don't know what to do. I go, 'OK,…

— Naomi Osaka

“My mother said she already knew how I was. She could tell I was like that since I was a baby. She told me…

— José N. Harris