"I played golf... I did not get a……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
• It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the… — Franklin P. Adams
• Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
• For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
• Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
• I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
• I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
• You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on… — Jello Biafra
• Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
• I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap.… — Lewis Black
• If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come… — Lewis Black

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