Hole In One Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

• Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a… — Fred Allen
• A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way… — Mac O'Grady
• I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad. — Ben Hogan
• Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head? — Richard Schultz
• I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... — Mitch Hedberg
• All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey. — Lou Holtz
• If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm… — Richard Armour
• I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life. — Joe Sakic
• I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on… — Bob Bruce
• If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long. — Warren Buffett
• Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one. — Triple H
• A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster. — William Glasser
• Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic is… — Ambrose Bierce

Who Wrote These Hole In One Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 13 Hole In One Quotes as follows:

• 1 Hole In One Quote by Fred Allen
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Mac O'Grady
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Ben Hogan
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Richard Schultz
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Lou Holtz
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Richard Armour
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Joe Sakic
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Bob Bruce
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Warren Buffett
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Triple H
• 1 Hole In One Quote by William Glasser
• 1 Hole In One Quote by Ambrose Bierce