Quote by Michael McNally Download Open image ““Tioga did you wipe it on my mustache?”” — Michael McNally ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I shaved my mustache off the asphalt, like a tire’s skid mark, looped it around itself, and rode it like a unicycle.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.” — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s asshole to my top lip and then all of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.” — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
