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Heaven Quote by Mark Twain

“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell…” quote by Mark Twain — Download Open image

“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.”

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Every saved person this side of heaven owes the gospel to every lost person this side of hell.

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When you have accomplished your goal simply walk away. This is the path way to Heaven.

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By the time you have no difficulties in your life, you have achieved Heaven.

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I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward…

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I do not want a kingdom, or heaven; what I want is to remove the trouble of the oppressed, the poor, and the needy.

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