Religious beliefs Quote by Mallory Ortberg

“Just in the last month, he’s told me that I wouldn’t believe a piece of toast that looked “exactly like Darth Vader” (it looked…

— Dustin Brady

“it always annoyed him when people implied you had to have a religion in order to hold to any standards of behavior.”

— Anne Tyler

“He's such an asshole you'd never believe he could be religious, but he is.”

— Candace Bushnell

“Religion has no place in his heart, his home, or his conversation. He is all talk, and his religion is to make noise with…

— John Bunyan

“In fact, I don’t understand religion at all and as far as I can see the only thing it does is hasten the slaughter…

— Beth McMullen

“I mean, that guy who wants to be President, that Jarret, he would call you all heathens or pagans or something." Indeed, he would.…

— Octavia E. Butler

“Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.”

— Christopher Moore

“The thing I hate about religion is, they ban what they have done and force us to do what they haven’t done.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I know a person with a Ph.D. who goes to a church based on Star Wars: May the force be with you.”

— Anne Lamott

“God I s Not A Religion. ”

— Anonymous

“I may believe in God, but I'm at war with him.”

— Sylvain Neuvel

“I'm a strong opponent of all religious belief.”

— J.G. Ballard