Funny Quote by Lyndon B Johnson Download Open image “I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.” — Lyndon B Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Intelligence
Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. — George M. Humphrey Copy Share Image
As anyone who even remotely knows me, I will eat chicken with some chicken, and maybe more chicken. Chicken done any which way, basically. — George Blagden Copy Share Image
We often say how impressive power is. But I do not find it impressive at all. The guns and the bombs, the rockets and… — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
Every citizen will be able, in his productive years when he is earning, to insure himself against the ravages of illness in his old… — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman with a sheet on… — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the future of their children. — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will… — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a… — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
“Guns and bombs, rockets and warships, are all symbols of human failure.” — Lyndon B Johnson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
