Jokes Quote by Lorrie Moore

I just want this last lover to work after this it's a wrap. I'll just be a man whore forever!!

— Kevin McCarty

For someone who doesn't even like love stories, I've played an awful lot of lovers.

— Shahrukh Khan

There's no lover boy stuff at a whorehouse. Pay your money and point them out. Take them to a room, they are all yours…

— Glen Rambharack

Have patience; the lovers will suffer lovers always suffer.

— Clive Barker

I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships…

— Matt Groening

“There’s an old joke about a man who buys a cookbook for his wife and a negligee for his mistress. Somehow, though, the two…

— Kylie Ladd

Make your love be like a pencil wid rubber that when mistakes are done you juct rub it though too much rubbing the ruber…

— Dorcas

I'm crazy flowing over with ideas. A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere.

— Erasure

Women use lovers as they do cards; they play with them a while, and when they have got all they can by them, throw…

— Alexander Pope

A love affair is like a short story--it has a beginning, a middle, and an end. The beginning was easy, the middle might drag,…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Too many lovers in one lifetime ain't good for you.

— The Bee Gees

There are lessons to life That the lovers got to learn There are corners out there You know they're waitin' somewhere And you've got…

— Harry Chapin